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Meat in the Middle podcast

We're award winning comedians.

We're banned in America.

All our guests have TV credit.

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Aug 31, 2018

Cozy up to a bummer brainstorm about Seattle's homeless problem and overwhelming heroin epidemic.  Also enjoy the hard truth about how Dan and Andy will be elderly once the revolution gains any traction.  Try not 2 cum.

Aug 25, 2018

Andy (fat) is asked if he'll eat gorilla steak. Dan (wheelchair) learns all about eating dog. Andy talks about the Mormon welfare state. This episode is actually pretty good. Andy would like to note that his LAWLESS childhood story most likely took place in 3rd grade when he was 8 or 9, not 12.

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Aug 24, 2018

STAND BACK!!! New gear drank up 4 (Four) AA batteries in 7 minutes, and Andy lost his shit off mic.  Checkout how frustrated Andy was when things were working perfectly.  Things fell apart right when he was taking a shit on his lawyer.  Everyone had to be quiet while he stared at the floor to calm down.  The leading...

Aug 17, 2018

Oh Bully, this is a 3 star episode.  Give it a listen to hear about Andy and Nam's step moms.  This is also a great episode where you can hear the charming N. Montez.  Most of our guests have TV credits.

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Aug 8, 2018


Holy cow!  It's the famous episode with the very first Try Not 2 Cum segment.  Check out this #historic event.  This is the cherry on top of Meat in the Middle's epic triple release.